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Sick  of subscum Priest "players"

Hs became a shitgame for worthless braindead scum.

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As a person who enjoys playing control decks, **** Mecha'thun.  Control as an archetype feels literally unplayable these days.

 Play Zihi and laugh at them, gg.

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As a person who enjoys playing control decks, **** Mecha'thun.  Control as an archetype feels literally unplayable these days.

 Play Zihi and laugh at them, gg. die 4 turns later anyways

 more like

because you're a control deck

goddamn fucking bots in casual

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I cant decide which is more moronic: odd mage or odd paladin...It would not be so bad if mage also did not have the best 3-drops in the game.. 

Master Oakheart summoning worth 16 mana of creatures...of course I should have played around it

 

 You dont play around oakheart? You fucking noob! lmao Thanks for this comment. How does one without twisting nether play around oakheart?

Odd pal and pirate warrior will always be most braindead deck possible, even shaman just about same. Odd Mage is just unfair. I played it before daring bullshit and 12/12 rag and thought it was strong then. Now its just bullshit and doesn't interest me.

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As a person who enjoys playing control decks, **** Mecha'thun.  Control as an archetype feels literally unplayable these days.

 Play Zihi and laugh at them, gg.

 Hakkar is the only true neutral Mechacthun

Here's a funny ''not playing around'' story. I stole his deck with togwaggle druid,i had 0 cards in my deck. I spent my last 2 mana on double naturalize just to get him to faster fatigue. So he swaps back,plays tracking,gets a dire frenzy,and gets a 5/5 5 mana dire wolf with taunt. Next turn,i swap,he frenzies,he wins. He cant fatigue,and he always draws at least an 8/8 with taunt.

Goddamnit,im so bad at this game!

AT LEAST ITS SOMETHING NEW AND FUN RIGHT

I WISH I WAS FUCKING DEAD I WISH I WAS FUCKING DEAD I WISH IWAS FUCKING DEAD I WISH IW AS FUCKING DEAD

Is this wild ad you played sylvanus? howd you get a hadronox?

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Is this wild ad you played sylvanus? howd you get a hadronox?

 prince taldaram.

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As a person who enjoys playing control decks, **** Mecha'thun.  Control as an archetype feels literally unplayable these days.

 Play Zihi and laugh at them, gg. die 4 turns later anyways

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because you're a control deck greedy fatique deck

I fix'd it for you.

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Is this wild ad you played sylvanus? howd you get a hadronox?

 prince taldaram.

 That's actually funny and ridiculous he and faceless can copy enemy minions.

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As a person who enjoys playing control decks, **** Mecha'thun.  Control as an archetype feels literally unplayable these days.

 Play Zihi and laugh at them, gg. die 4 turns later anyways

 more like

because you're a control deck greedy fatique deck

I fix'd it for you.

 

 I wouldnt say "control" is necessary a fatigue deck.

if you play aggro and/or hunter in casual i sincerely hope your account gets locked and you lose access to all blizzard games.

i hate how insanely lucky everyone but me is.  just once in my life id like to be on the receiving end of good things.

I wish there was a way to blacklist players on the fly.  If you're playing odd paladin or face Hunter, I have very little interest in your well-being as a human.  Aside from the obvious ethical lines of not wanting anything horrific to happen to you, I'm pretty convinced you don't really contribute anything meaningful to society.  I'm even more convinced that I do not have any interest in the slightest and playing any video game with you ever.  Am I better than you? no not at all we just have different opinions on how to live a good life.  I assume throwing myself off a bridge is a more profitable experience than playing Odd Paladin or face Hunter.  You are entitled to whatever opinion you would like, but that does not make me want to pay money to deal with you.  I spend the entire match reconsidering my stance on karma every time I see one of you queue up against me.  It's strange I don't remember hurting anyone in the past, but perhaps I did it in another life or something.  not to sound desperate but there has to be some level of justification for having to waste 10 to 15 minutes watching you convince yourself how your decision to go face was world class.  That's a big no thank you for me.

My arena opponent has played an Amani War Bear ON SEVEN the last 5 games in a row. Like on 7 every time without fail. Two rogues, a priest, a warrior, a warlock.

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I wish there was a way to blacklist players on the fly.  If you're playing odd paladin or face Hunter, I have very little interest in your well-being as a human.  Aside from the obvious ethical lines of not wanting anything horrific to happen to you, I'm pretty convinced you don't really contribute anything meaningful to society.  I'm even more convinced that I do not have any interest in the slightest and playing any video game with you ever.  Am I better than you? no not at all we just have different opinions on how to live a good life.  I assume throwing myself off a bridge is a more profitable experience than playing Odd Paladin or face Hunter.  You are entitled to whatever opinion you would like, but that does not make me want to pay money to deal with you.  I spend the entire match reconsidering my stance on karma every time I see one of you queue up against me.  It's strange I don't remember hurting anyone in the past, but perhaps I did it in another life or something.  not to sound desperate but there has to be some level of justification for having to waste 10 to 15 minutes watching you convince yourself how your decision to go face was world class.  That's a big no thank you for me.

 Cleanest bit of salt I have read in quite some time. I feel the same when I queue into a pirate rogue or a quest shaman.

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My arena opponent has played an Amani War Bear ON SEVEN the last 5 games in a row. Like on 7 every time without fail. Two rogues, a priest, a warrior, a warlock.

 I fixed this for you. 

Oh my god, please kill me. An hour straight of nothing but combo decks. Its so fucking depressing to only have Zihi (who doesn't even work half the time because everyone has infinite fucking stall and removal anyway) against a deck. Its so boring when almost none of your decisions matter, and its just rock paper scissors. i can't even play fucking meme decks in casual without facing the endless slog of cloning gallery, wall priest, and mechahtun decks. 

Please, just delete otk decks from the game. They're fucking ridiculous. I'm dropping this game until rotation, I can't take it anymore.

I haven't been participating in this thread properly...*deep breath*..here goes

"Ooooooh I play Big Priest and concede because opponent uses hex on my rag so I cant resurrect it 6 times in a single game. Oooooooh I'm the gayest player ever. Why'd I have to queue into a class that can possibly stop my complete unfair bullshit of putting unique legendaries on the board every turn for cheaper than their actual cost. Ooooooh my butt hurts but not in the way I usually like it. Bully Shaman! Such a meanie"

On second thought I should have re-queued asap just so I could shit on his useless ass day again.

For anyone not playing mill rogue, big lameass, 80 armor druid, paladin for kids, or huntard; have a nice day.