Hearthpwn

Wow you put one bad new card in your Even Shaman deck, props dude, you're a master at making homebrews, you surely needed to "test" that crap in Casual

well it's that time again, time to become a toxic moron like half of the people who play this game, if you degenerates can't play a fun off meta deck in casual, I'll play renolock for 20 hours just to make you retards miserable

To the fucking braindead 0 skill fucking gallery priest who bm emotes every fucking turn- go FUCK yourselfes with your stupid fucking drawing luck and stupid idiot bm 

fucking asshole

Fucking Rexxar providing my opponent with the perfect fucking counter move every turn. What possessed Blizzard to design this ridiculous shit?

I totally get how if a person is a little bit retarded and desperate to win that they would want to play one of the high tier net decks like an odd paladin, odd Mage, or some hunter shite or gallery priest. It's always going to be the case on here that 80% of the players are too fucking stupid to do anything other than netdeck the current cancer.

Things I don't get:

Roping. Especially on early turns. Once I get 2 consecutive rope turns from an opponent I do the same for the entire rest of the game. I pass the time imagining myself crapping in their mouth. There's no need to extend turns to rope 99% of the time. You sad, desperate, pathetic, shit eating roping little fucks. Play something and end the turn.

Emoting. There's NEVER any need to emote. We can both see the state of the game. The saddest fucks are the ones who stay quiet until they think the game has turned in their favour - then they start. Seriously-- when you reach your hand out to touch the emote button STOP. PUT IT BACK ON YOUR UNDERSIZED LITTLE DICK. You'll cum much faster that way and can get to licking it up sooner.

Sad little fucks roping, emoting, and playing netdecks: probably dumb enough to pay for packs too. So fucking sad.

Just lost my first game in arena against a priest that had 3* Mass Hysteria, 1 Holy Smite, 1 Holy Nova, 1 Shadow Word: Death, 1 Free From Amber that gave him the Lich King into Death Coil... He also had Elise the Trailblazer in his deck and on top of that that was emoting "Well Played" like it was actually a good game... Priest is so much bullshit in arena rn...

Hyena in hunter is so much shit with that 1 drop bullshit which gives another 1/1 rush. Cmon only two months till this stupid meta is over cant wait.

Quote from Darksun200 >>

Don't ya love it when you play a deck to counter another but don't ever draw the cards you need that shits on their deck and proceed to lose an almost unwinnable matchup for them? 

And then you just decide "fuck it, can't beat them join them" but you never get lucky like your opponents have been?

Happens to me all. the. fucking. time.

 

 This always happens to me as well... and, when it happens, you realize how much lucky the other player was being, and then I get even more demoralized... 

Love it when I’m trying new off-meta/homebrew decks in casual and queue into endless Odd Paladin and Zoolock. Like, what are you doing? Why is that fun for you? The whole point of those decks is to be able to mindlessly rank up without having to plan out turns, what’s the point of playing the game at all if you want to play those decks in casual mode where there are no ranks?

ok who shared another tempo mage list in wild? nobody was playing it last week, now that I want to play some freeze every single fucking person is netdecking the same tempo list

one does not simply "stop spiraling downward out of control" and "stop directing anger inwardly."

this fucking asshole started with zero statues in his deck.   my fault for not playing around it, right?

Quote from Pathod >>

well it's that time again, time to become a toxic moron like half of the people who play this game, if you degenerates can't play a fun off meta deck in casual, I'll play renolock for 20 hours just to make you retards miserable

 Looked at this thread for the first time out of curiosity and this is what I read first. HILARIOUS!!

Quote from KingCarnage >>

Quote from Pathod >>

well it's that time again, time to become a toxic moron like half of the people who play this game, if you degenerates can't play a fun off meta deck in casual, I'll play renolock for 20 hours just to make you retards miserable

 Looked at this thread for the first time out of curiosity and this is what I read first. HILARIOUS!!

 I usually come here to read relatable stuff and have a laugh, but occasionally I write down my own hissy fits lol

I read this thread soley for Kaladin, that guy really cracks me up

Quote from Goodlake >>

Love it when I’m trying new off-meta/homebrew decks in casual and queue into endless Odd Paladin and Zoolock. Like, what are you doing? Why is that fun for you? The whole point of those decks is to be able to mindlessly rank up without having to plan out turns, what’s the point of playing the game at all if you want to play those decks in casual mode where there are no ranks?

 Quick and easy questing. Blizzards fault. 

how to play hearthstone: play mtg arena, its better

Quote from aemanthefox >>

how to play hearthstone: play mtg arena, its better

 cool story bro.

Isnt it still a card game  with the same randomness that ALL card games have

Quote from StholidCardsth >>

Quote from aemanthefox >>

how to play hearthstone: play mtg arena, its better

 cool story bro.

Isnt it still a card game  with the same randomness that ALL card games have

 The only difference is that its community hasn't become toxic yet. So, if you go play there, you won't find any douche who comment things like

how to play hearthstone: play mtg arena, its better

just to annoy everyone else without further purposes.

Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

I totally get how if a person is a little bit ******** and desperate to win that they would want to play one of the high tier net decks like an odd paladin, odd Mage, or some hunter shite or gallery priest. It's always going to be the case on here that 80% of the players are too fucking stupid to do anything other than netdeck the current cancer.

Things I don't get:

Roping. Especially on early turns. Once I get 2 consecutive rope turns from an opponent I do the same for the entire rest of the game. I pass the time imagining myself crapping in their mouth. There's no need to extend turns to rope 99% of the time. You sad, desperate, pathetic, shit eating roping little fucks. Play something and end the turn.

Emoting. There's NEVER any need to emote. We can both see the state of the game. The saddest fucks are the ones who stay quiet until they think the game has turned in their favour - then they start. Seriously-- when you reach your hand out to touch the emote button STOP. PUT IT BACK ON YOUR UNDERSIZED LITTLE DICK. You'll cum much faster that way and can get to licking it up sooner.

Sad little fucks roping, emoting, and playing netdecks: probably dumb enough to pay for packs too. So fucking sad.

 That's the kind of salt I come here for.

Bravo!