Hearthpwn

I know this has been known to the community for a long time but i must restate it after today's play.

The worst players in hearthstone always play the tier 1 decks and that's always the way its gonna be because those players are monkeys who know how to push a button and nothing else. they watch pro players and streamers build and play decks to then just reciprocate someone else's genius. These degenerates have no idea how to build a deck of their own, bad manner properly, and even at ranks 2-3 still go face because they never needed to learn how to trade properly when using only tier 1 decks. These people are the scum of the earth and you should do everything in your power to fuck with them whenever you play against them. However, if any of these degenerates are ever losing they usually concede pretty fast in the first couple turns because they have no idea how to save a game.

i wish in april decision making was buffed so it actually matters.

Can we change Baku's paladin ability to summon one 2/1 dude (or something)? Getting to summon two 1/1s every turn is completely broken and there's no way they never print more good odd cards so the deck is only going to get stronger.

You basically need to board clear every turn to have a chance. Also it doesn't matter if they draw it or isn't restricted by anything (like only having max 2 copies of some op card), they get to do it for free every turn forever!

Playing my "all the demons" warlock trying to complete the victories quest and roll into 3 odd warriors in a row. Wouldn't have me that salty, but in all 3 matches I played Bane of Doom and got Howlfiend in. all. 3. matches. There are 25 demons currently in standard, so the odds of pulling the same demon in 3 successive rolls is 0.0064%. Fuck you math, this is why nobody likes you!

playing odd paly today.... out of 8 matches... 7 defeated... so f**kin' stressful!!!

They have literally ruined this game with the nerfs. I've logged my battles for the last 4 days and out of 26 battles I've faced TWENTY ONE Hunters. 

How the fuck can blizzard think this is okay? I've only been playing for a year and a half and I've seen some bad metas but this is by far the worst. 

And don't get me wrong, I have about a 60% win rate against them but I just want to play against something else. 

So I almost killed a spell hunter with odd taunt warrior. Deathstalker Rexxar was desperate and turned into Zul’jin:

Animal Companion into Huffer ->  To My side into Leokk and Huffer -> To My Side into same beasts again -> And again Animal Companion into Huffer.

And somewhere in between there was a Kill Command which put me exactly to 24 health.

”Good show” (c) Kolento

I am so fucking angry with the state of the game. Hunter (spellstone; rexxar; zuljin) is simply unbeatable for many decks. I barely even want to try anymore. I can't recall ever feeling so hopeless when matched against a single class.

Words cannot describe how much I hate this shit. It has ruined the game. 

Big Priest is the most degenerate deck ever, if you play it you should be ashamed of yourself

time to HoF Tundra Rhino IMO.

The current state of the game is less than ideal for sure. Ive tried a couple of the meta decks, and i wouldn't say they're mindless, but definitely less creative. Everyone is doing the same thing with the same decks. No real versatility, and almost no room for creativity. Its definitely interesting though.

Like whats the point of making so many different cards, if we're all pushed to use the same set as everyone else? And then when you do buy packs, you end up dusting them just to make a few of the cards you need to compete? I know this is to get yo to spend more money, and maybe its just me, but this just discourages ME further from giving them ANY of my money (regretfully i've spent 4.99 on this game, which is still much much less than most others i know who play). Such a waste on all ends. opening packs, earning packs, just hoping for what you want. Its like getting a bad christmas gift every single time. If blizzard is going to make a new expansion, with say 250 new cards, but only 30 of them are actually playable, aside from the pretty pictures, whats the point? I feel like they are wasting money on artists and designers. Might as well just make THOSE 30 cards they know will be used and IDK, put less cards in packs, or allow players to buy dust to make the cards they do want. I mean, they know what deck combos will be ideal when they drop a new expansion. They know, or at least, have an idea of what decks will be made...

And f*** the return of rag to standard, Jaina and hunter. Always and forever.
IDK, thats my rant.

Reading through some of these posts I have to agree...the match making is fucked. When they don't want you to win they don't want you to win so suddenly they match you against what you can't possibly beat for x games. This is at rank 2-3.  Interestingly I have not played a hunter in my last 20 games. 80% priest, one rouge and rest warlock. Sorry blizzard never going to spend a dime on this game. EVER. It is actually not fun. One out of 40 games is interesting. the rest is rinse, repeat. Fuck off.

Time to move Skill Command to HoF while we're at it too.

Got to say kal, your posts make my day, often.

I am not trying to make fun of your plight (this game is broken and rigged AF), but the content, and more so the sheer quantity of posts is amazing.

I almost want to say this is your form of comedy (which if it is, is kinda genius). Its like the HS equivalent of a "shots to the nuts/balls/boys/whatever" comp videos. It hurts to "watch" (read in this case) but it sure makes you glad its not you.

If HS had awards, you'd be a contender for lifetime achievement, at least in my book. 

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Got to say kal, your posts make my day, often.

I am not trying to make fun of your plight (this game is broken and rigged AF), but the content, and more so the sheer quantity of posts is amazing.

I almost want to say this is your form of comedy (which if it is, is kinda genius). Its like the HS equivalent of a "shots to the nuts/balls/boys/whatever" comp videos. It hurts to "watch" (read in this case) but it sure makes you glad its not you.

If HS had awards, you'd be a contender for lifetime achievement, at least in my book. 

 It's not a form of comedy, hearthstone has actually become a legitimate trigger for me, and I'm thinking about not playing ladder anymore because its really bad for my mental health.  This is a serious post.

If its honestly that bad, please uninstall. its not worth it. addiction comes in all shapes and forms, and hearthstone is definitely made to be very addictive. From ranking to the animations, this game was completely designed to give that high reward/loss experience similar to gambling at a casino.

The time you invest in posting on top of the time you spend playing..... go learn how to fix a car, or work out, or draw, or learn about renewable energy. Theres so much you could be doing with that time. This should be some bs game to kill time with or to relax with, not to cause mental duress and anxiety.

brawl should not allow minions outside of the approved sets, period.

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brawl should not allow minions outside of the approved sets, period.

 Yeah, this actually really bugged me last night. Getting minions and spells from other sets besides the 4 allowed. Doesn't make sense. What's the point of only allowing 4 sets if I can end up bloodlusting my opponents face after clearing his board with Lightning Storm thanks to Hagatha..?

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brawl should not allow minions outside of the approved sets, period.

 Yeah, this actually really bugged me last night. Getting minions and spells from other sets besides the 4 allowed. Doesn't make sense. What's the point of only allowing 4 sets if I can end up bloodlusting my opponents face after clearing his board with Lightning Storm thanks to Hagatha..?

 I don't think you understand the amount of coding needed for that, especially considering the many ways of getting random minions/spells.