Hearthpwn

Bacteria are drawn to flies.

Flies are drawn to human shit.

Human shit is drawn to hunter.

You sad fucks playing hunter.  

Quote from eraxiv >>

40% of all my recent games have been against hunter. always ds rexxar on turn 6-8. having an inspector or two is simply not enough to deal with the constant secrets on top of the 5 12/12. how is any of this fair.

 Always keep one for Zul'jin and play the other when there are three or more secrets on the board (maybe after a Masked Contender for extra salt)

been away all day having a life

come back to hearthstone

first game in casual

odd rogue but whatever i drew the nuts with spirit of the dead + keleseth

odd rogue has perfect tech on curve, minion that swaps minions attack and health.

2 minutes in and im done with hearthstone for the night.  its been fun.

Anybody else thinking about killing themselves? Just don't see my life getting any better. Thinking the world would be a better place without me in it.

Do rogues have double Keleseth on turn 2 every single time? 2 games in a row against rogue, they have turn 2 Keleseth, return to hand, play gain.

Going to sleep now fuck the fucking shit, you know this game have issues when viable deck is AggroControl(Baku) and DrawDeckmyOTK K or you can be hunter while everything is viable.

It doesn't matter what the fuck you put on the board after turn 10, both side have endless removal so what else we can do? Pray your class have broken HERO CARD or HANDOTK of course....

But hey better nerf Big Game Hunter to 5 mana.

How about making effective tech cards at no mana tax like old BGH? Perhaps most match will be longer but at-least we can have fair fights.

Honestly I'd nerf all neutral draws card under 3 mana(Nerf my class for the GREATER GOOD), kinda getting sick of playing the same shit over and over because priest is so terrible that you have to play like that.

Priest vs priest right now is pretty much who can put the most garbage in the enemy deck, LMAFO.

Not a single druid in sight since the nerf in 119 games only 1 druid 1% and hunter double the amount of everyone else at 30%.

I can't be mad though since priest have good time vs huntards.

Quote from RazorKiller >>

Some asshole just messaged me after I beat him with my Odd Quest Warrior deck, saying way to hop on the bandwagon (the deck is tier 1 now, apparently). 

I've never felt more enraged in my life. I've been toiling with this deck/archetype for the past 3-4 months, even when the meta was hostile against it. I've been trying to grind out wins so I could reach 500 wins with Warrior (nearly there!), enduring toxic combo decks like Kingsbane, Mechathun asswipes, and all those fucking Druids that this deck struggles against. I've been ekeing out wins with this deck way before today when it has one of the highest WRs. And I'm a bandwagoner???? I sincerely hope that salty dickhole gets herpes. 

People like to call any deck that isn't a total pile of clown fiesta hot garbage a band wagon/net deck. Apparently you have to home brew arena deck to not be considered a toxic player.

On an unrelated side note, it's pretty funny seeing what all players complain about in terms of what's "broken". In a single day I see complaints about hunter, druid, priest, rogue, pally, and mage. If I had to guess everyone is almost saying every class is broken and is in need of nerfs ;P Makes me glad the design team talk among themselves first before doing balance changes, and not so much letting players decide what is nerfed or this game would have even more problems.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE RETARD HUNTERS... You come to play wild with a fully standard deck and still beat me when I play renolock? And have been for the past 4 months or so? And I have over 1000 wins with it... CAN YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELVES HUNTERS, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BEAT WILD DECKS AND BE ABLE TO REACH RANK 4 IN WILD WITH A FUCKING STANDARD DECKKK!!! literally the most brain-dead shit I've ever seen, far worse than big priest or odd paladin

Was playing against a control mage with dragon control warrior. This asshole spammed emotes from the beginning and played as a total dummy: drew cards like crazy, played his acolyte of pain so that I was able to overdraw him one card, spent his removals on total garbage of board states. But... as he was already in fatigue (I still had 7 cards, 7!!!), he played a random legendary from his Sindragosa, and this legendary was none other than fucking Archbishop Benedictus.

Another emote.

There's no justice in this world.

P.S. edit: Fuck hunter players. Brainless sheep of the earth.

There is nothing I like more than denying Aggro cancer an easy win in Casual, fuck off to ranked cunts 

Of the 30+ games I played today, around 60% were against Hunters. And guess what? They played DK Rexxar on turn 6 every single time. 

Every. 

Single.

Time. 

Wtf? Hunters are about a 50-50 matchup for Odd Warrior, but playing against a turn 6 DK Rexxar just turns the difficulty level up a notch. It's a miracle I won around 50% of those matchups...

Quote from RazorKiller >>

Of the 30+ games I played today, around 60% were against Hunters. And guess what? They played DK Rexxar on turn 6 every single time. 

Every. 

Single.

Time. 

Wtf? Hunters are about a 50-50 matchup for Odd Warrior, but playing against a turn 6 DK Rexxar just turns the difficulty level up a notch. It's a miracle I won around 50% of those matchups...

 Dude, 

That's the one card that turns the tide in favor of the hunter (for at least spell and minion based hunters). So you go ahead with the assumption that they will hard muligan for rexxar in the matchup against warrior..

Good luck!

Nevermind that they're all over the ladder and casual but these filthy fucking hunters swarmed the arena too. What in the cock is this bullshit? Built a really good and fun priest deck and out of the three loses 2 were hunters that were smorcing like fuck with god draws, out of the 10 matches that i had 8 of them were hunters. This is getting out of hand, motherfuckers need to really chill on picking hunter and entertain on playing the other classes too.

Quote from StreeteRz >>

Nevermind that they're all over the ladder and casual but these filthy fucking hunters swarmed the arena too. What in the cock is this bullshit? Built a really good and fun priest deck and out of the three loses 2 were hunters that were smorcing like fuck with god draws, out of the 10 matches that i had 8 of them were hunters. This is getting out of hand, motherfuckers need to really chill on picking hunter and entertain on playing the other classes too.

 I can't believe it either, I go to Casual to mess around with meme decks and I get queued with bullshit Spell and Mech Hunters forcing me to play Renolock just to make their experience miserable

It must be great to play against me today. Every opponent has had god hands all day. I haven't been able to take any chances because: "He probably has that perfect answer" and yes... all day and every game: perfect hands. While I've had clunky terrible hands. 

Deathrattle rogue: no deathrattle cards

Quest priest: no deathrattle cards or no shadow visions (and drawing every spell that I need to shadow vision making the card useless). 

Tempo rogue: no early curve.

I don't get how I'm this fucking unlucky, of course the opponent gets a 1 mana Zul'jin and I draw none of my good cards. Honestly kill me

https://hsreplay.net/replay/codurP7vfeaqvTryCT3ACf

Who was asking for a hunter meta? Disgusting. 

3 games in a row mind control tech steels biggest creature why is it still in standard.

Imagine how absolutely pathetic you would feel to play hunter in this meta and know that your rank was meaningless and that everybody thought you were a sad piece of shit to have to play that broken crap to get ahead. Fucking sad pathetic cunts.