Hearthpwn

Please post those crazy decks we've all created that have no chance of winning but are still extremely fun to play because they're all just enjoyably stupid, gimmicky, troll tastic, unrealistic decks that are for the the love of the game.

all decks accepted equal opportunity for all FUN decks

Here is mine nothing but board clear and destruction from the warlock:

You wanted crazy,stupid, ridiculous ideas? I got tons of those.

How about killing your opponent by killing yourself?

In short, this deck is trying to abuse "Eye for an Eye" to kill your opponent by forcing yourself to take heavy damage.

The rule of playing should be something like this.
1. Control the board from smaller minions.
2. When he plays a big one, buff it up and whack yourself into it with Eye for an Eye.
3. ???
4. Win

The keys to succeed with this tactic is.
Health Advantage: Without health advantage this combo will end up killing yourself as well as your opponent which will make both players lose.
Board Clears: You want to be able to deal with every small minion that your opponent plays, around a third of the deck
Buff Cards: Without buff effects it is not likely that your opponents minion will have enough significant damage to use with this combo.
Weapons: How you expected to hit your opponent if you can't even attack it?
Attack to 1 effects might be a possible addition to the deck in case the combo does not manage to finish off your opponent.

As for testing out the theory. While I have not tried the deck with the exact cards yet, my test runs showed that holding on to the buff cards causes you to be put on a heavy disadvantage which likely won't put you in a position where you have the health advantage to preform this combo. This likely has to be balanced out with either more effective minions or increased card draw.

So why not just buff up your creatures and kill the opponent with them instead? Well, simply because you want to have fun. You don't succeed doing that by "just" killing him. There is no fun just doing plain old killing u know?

I had a deck that ran Onyxia, Knife Juggler, Violet Teacher, Silver Hand Knight, Raid Leader and finish off with Savagery and Power of the Wild.

On the paper it was hilarious but was expected to suck hard, in practice it had a 60~70% win rate, which is nothing worth writing home about, but it's still much better than what was expected from it.