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"Our mage spotted one of these slithering down a corner and thought it would be funny to throw a Pyroblast at it. Bad idea. Very bad idea."

The phrase on the card is from Lorewalker Cho.

Submission topic?

Quote from CheeseEtc >>

My cards

CANNON FODDER ("Throw" → Doomerang) - The card I've shown previously reworded accoding to Teknician's suggestion. The minion is now pulled from hand to justify using "throw" and artificially fit the theme (I have no shame). Cost reduced to 1 due to this restriction, and card made into a Hunter card, because it's the class with the most 1-Cost minions.

OVERLORD DRAKURU ("non-Rogue" → Ethereal Peddler + "Death Knight" → Arfus & The Lich King) - This is what the Rogue legendary should have been :(

AL DENTE ("excess" → Explosive Runes) - This is a card I plan to make for my Chef class for the CCC, however I don't know in which actual class it would fit best. Mage? Hunter? Warrior?

SEXY ASS-ISTANT ("Lord Jaraxxus" → Lord Jaraxxus, duh) - Just a card to boost your durability as Lord Jaraxxus. It has Taunt and heals you. It can also be used in a non-Jaraxxus deck since it's Goldshire Footman with a Demon tag.

And because I've too much ideas as usual, here is the rest of my shit.

•  Cannon Fodder: How the heck does it work? Does it choose the minion randomly? Do you control it?
• Drakuru: I like the idea, but making it a Legendary make it inconsistent to run compare to Ethereal Peddler.
• Al Dente: An interesting card. I'd make it a Warrior card since they are the class that tend to have floating mana.
• Sexy Ass-istant. WAAAY too situational.

Quote from Lathy >>

Here's my idea. Based on Betrayal's wording "Force a...". Note that this says character instead of minion, so if your opponent has a weapon equipped, you can actually force them to use durability AND hit their own face. The art doesn't exactly look like a warrior card, but I think it'll do, as I found both the name and effect fitting for warriors.

Quote from Cogito_Ergo_Sum >>

Here are my cards! Your thoughts?

• Scour the Books: "Repeatable this turn" like Unstable Evolution
• Tar Reaper: "during your opponent's turn" like Tar Creeper, Tar Lurker, and Tar Lord
• Parallel Dimensions: "Discard your hand" like Astral Communion and Cataclysm (Yes, they all cost 4)

•  Scour the Book: I like this card quite a bit but it is way too abusable with Malchezaar's Imp to draw a bunch of cards or the Quest to finish it instantly.
• Tar Reaper: Warrior isn't know to be particularly zoo-ish, not to mention Warrior already had their own Tar Lord. I think it'd be better as a Paladin or Hunter card.
• Parallel Dimension: WAAAAY too weak compare with Dead Man's Hand, not to mention Mage doesn't have discard synergy.

Quote from CecilHoshino >>

• Bergentrukung (King Under the Mountain) derives from "While," as seen with Southsea Deckhand and Cogmaster. It's also a play on Hooked Reaver.
• Come at Me! derives from "Force," as seen in Betrayal.
• Broxigar the Red derives from "Unlimited," as seen in Fool's Bane. It's also a play on Charged Devilsaur.

First drafts! Any thoughts?

• Artemis's wording is based on Steamwheedle Sniper. Is used for slower Hunter decks in exchange for a weak turn 2 and inconsistent turn 1.
• Blazing Soul is using the cast this again mechanic for removal and some serious face damage or summon multiple minions with Frost Lich Jaina. Reminder that the damage is +2 each time you ping off a minion this turn if you cast 2 of this.

Quote from Cogito_Ergo_Sum >>

Here are my cards! Your thoughts?

• Scour the Books: "Repeatable this turn" like Unstable Evolution
• Tar Reaper: "during your opponent's turn" like Tar Creeper, Tar Lurker, and Tar Lord
• Parallel Dimensions: "Discard your hand" like Astral Communion and Cataclysm (Yes, they all cost 4)

I seem to have run into a problem. I intended to submit this card: 

But I am unable to show the card on the forums.  I am still use the same hearthstone card generator that I always have so I am unsure what the problem is.

Edit: I fixed it, this is the image I was trying to upload

Quote from Vilegloom >>

Took me a while to figure out how the rules worked, but I managed to come up with these so far:

Changeling takes from Dark Pact, Sanguine Reveler, Ravenous Pterrordax and Shadowflame.

Molten Ooze takes from all Oozes (they all destroy your opponent's weapon) and Harrison Jones.

Edit: Added Frostbite Drake. It takes from Water Elemental, Snowchugger and Voodoo Hexxer.

• Changeling, Molten Ooze: Unfortunately, these cards don't work...there's a rule that states that your "word/phrase appears three or less times in existing hearthstone collectible cards." They're cool, but unfortunately, they don't follow the rules...(sorry).
• Frostbite Drake: Cool! It's a Shatter on a stick! The fact that it self-synergies with itself also makes it a nice one-two punch"destroy a minion" card. It's also a Dragon specifically, and I personally love playing Dragon Mage, so this would be a lovely addition to that deck. Additionally, something something Freeze Shaman shenanigans. However, it seems a bit strong when compared to Venomancer and Water Elemental. Maybe make it a 2/6?

Quote from Demonxz95 >>

Quote from Cogito_Ergo_Sum >>

Here are my cards! Your thoughts?

• Scour the Books: "Repeatable this turn" like Unstable Evolution
• Tar Reaper: "during your opponent's turn" like Tar Creeper, Tar Lurker, and Tar Lord
• Parallel Dimensions: "Discard your hand" like Astral Communion and Cataclysm (Yes, they all cost 4)

Scour the Books is interesting, but like a lot of other people have said, it's too dangerous. Specifically, it's abusable with Malchezaar's Imp and to a lesser degree, the Quest. It also has nice flavor that fits with Darkshire Librarian.

Tar Reaper is bloody awesome. I disagree with Zukuu, I love this. I'm assuming the effect also affects itself (pun not intended).

I see someone looked at my Time Traveler class when naming Parallel Dimensions. The effect is cool, but it also feels very slow and risky. By the way, you forgot Deathwing in your examples of "Discard your hand", which does not cost 4.

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Now to bring this to your attention:

How it works is that you get a choice of 3 Secrets. You select one and put it into play. At the start of your opponent's next turn, they get a Discover interface of Secrets with the exact same 3 options you got and select one. If they guess correctly, the Secret is destroyed. If they don't, you get a 4 mana 5/4 a free Secret that your opponent knows is either of the other two.

The rare word here is "guess" (Curious Glimmerroot).

I do have a few ideas for art:

Given to me by Waterwalker:

Undead archer on horseback (to imitate Mysterious Challenger).

Here's a link to the image if it doesn't show up properly. For some reason, it shows up fine when making the post, but not in the actual post itself.

I could also turn the card into a Mage or Rogue card and use this artwork instead:

Quote from Zukuu >>

 

@Lathy This name better, keep the other one or something else?

Quote from Lathy >>

I think it'll do :) !

I've decided to go with a card I've had in the competition before. The issue is the cost. Now that each class has gotten a weapon, 1 mana seem to be too good. Is it better to make it 2-mana and change the weapon token to a 2/2? Or what would you suggest?

Can someone share their opinion. I would appreciate it a lot:

1) the health instead of mana price as a typical warlock mechanic
2) Swamp king dred's first sentence, followed by the steal mechanic in priest.

[edit] I remember I made this companion long time ago:

3) if I can use this card, I will replace lethal with fatal just how it is worded in ice block