[The mods are sitting around in the secret mod lair. Tox and Oto are scribbling indecipherable text. Shadows, Cogito, Purple, Link and Flux are being helpful mods and helping out the Hearthpwn site. Deathwing is getting healed by Alexstrasza for the seventy-fourth time today. Nix is doing nothing helpful. As usual.]
Cogito: If you guys aren't busy, could you guys make a Completely Professional review while I'm away? Kay thanks!
Phoenixfeather: This too? Ugh, first you make me run the CCC and 7.02 WCDC while you're playing Heroes of the Storm. Now this?
Cog: You literally haven't done anything of importance since being modded. I can see you playing Overwatch 24/7.
Nix: Oh gods, I forgot to put myself on "Invisible".
Cog: If you do this, I'll pay you four cookies.
Nix: Deal.
Otovent: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Completely Professional Review!
Cogito, I better get those cookies you never actually said anything about!
Also, one of these cards was made my Oto. Guess which.
Cogito: Hello guys! I'm back! Why do we have a dead bird over there?
Flux: Oh, just in time to join us. Nix got cut from the Hearthpwn mod team for making the worst attempt at Professionalism ever. We are an extremely official and important site, and he makes such a joke about us? We cannot stand for such immaturity!
Cog: BY THE OLD GODS! NIX! ARE YOU DEAD?
Nix: Yes.
Cog: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!!
[And so, the mod team had a frivolous day of reveling and celebration.]
Thanks for posting this while I was away love! <3
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