Hearthpwn

Ok - maybe... MAAAAYBE I am a little hyped here, but it seams that discolok wil finaly be...
a) good?
b) bonkers?
c) cancerous meta crusher?
d) meme deck (if I am wrong)

The number of synergies is just mind blowing. Take a look:

EARLY GAME & MULIGAN:

On this stage of the game we focus on just two things:
- play Lakkari Sacrifice on turn 1
- draw Cataclysm and play it on turn 4.

In order to acomplish this you muligan hard (and I mean it - HARD) for Cataclysm, just discard everything that is not a Cataclysm. It doesn't matter what you have in your hand, as the plan is to Life Tap on both turn 2 and 3, and then discard everything on turn 4. If you stick to the plan you will not be able to play anything, so what is in your hand is not so important. Of course if you already have the Cataclysm keep Clutchmother Zavas, Silverware Golem and maybe Kobold Librarian. This will give you ridicoulus tempo when playing Cataclysm on turn 4, but is not a win condition.

Kobold Librarian is the only card that is playable before Cataclysm (You can even see him on the art, lol). You can do it on turn 3 together with Life Tap in order to just trade it for (hopefully) Clutchmother Zavas or Silverware Golem. If you still don't have your Cataclysm this is your last chance to draw it. Good luck.

MIDGAME

You have complited your quest on turn 4, so you can play Nether Portal on curve on your turn 5. This is fixed.

What is more since you have discarded EVERYTHING you are now on a Topdeck Mode. Is it bad? No man, its AWESOME, as now you can play Doomguard, Lakkari Felhound and Darkshire Librarian without any disadvantage.

So untill now, You have just wiped all the board and now you easily out tempo your opponent by playing overstated minions, and additionally you spawn two 3/2 demons every turn. Thats nice, lets go further.

Take a look at the deck list - almost all of the other cards are single target removal or AoE. That are some serious control tools to make sure your opponent will not recover from what you did to him on turn 4. And if he does - 2 copies of Twisting Nether should do the trick. Your 3/2 imps will spawn anyway next turn, so don't pitty them.

Last card that is worth mentioning in the midgame is Cruel Dinomancer. See? I told you that you shouldn't give a damn what you discard with the Cataclysm. Take a look at the deck list - the only bad minion it can possibly summon is the 2/1 kobold, but if you happen to have it in your starting hand you play it anyways, so the probability of this happening is rather low. It is a lot more likely that Cruel Dinomancer will summon something big, charging and bloodsucking.

LATEGAME

Bloodreaver Gul'dan. That's it man. It summons only 5/7s with charge, 3/8s with taunt and some medicore 6/6s. It's devastating.

WHAT CAN GO WRONG

1) You fail to draw Cataclysm. Should happen a lot less than drawing Patches, so I wouldn't say it makes the deck inconsistent, but not drawing it can cost you the game. You have to accept that if You want to play this deck.

2) Drawing Bloodreaver Gul'dan in your starting hand or in first 4 turns. No late game push for you my friend, sorry (as You have to discard it). Shit happens. Discarding all the other cards shouldn't make a difference.

3) Drawing a Cataclysm after turn 4, when in a Topdeck Mode. Thats bad, as it is a dead draw and you loose a lot of tempo. Well not really - if your hand is empty you can just play it again, but it is anyway the worst draw in the deck after turn 4.

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