Hearthpwn

Ever wanted to try and kill yourself as quickly as possible? Perhaps your friend needs to farm wins but you can't think of a way to do it quickly? Well introducing Throwlock! Throwlock comes with all the cards you need to ensure you die as quickly as possible! Throwlock includes such amazing life-eating combos as Unlicensed Apothecary+Forbidden Ritual.

But don't take my word for it! Look at what everyone else has to say about Throwlock:

"With Throwlock, I climbed all the way to Rank 20! Thanks Throwlock!" -LobsterEmperor

"My boss used to bully me for being too good at Hearthstone, but now that I've used Throwlock, we're best friends!" -Joe Bloggs

"Blizzard sent me an email saying my win-rate was too high and they thought I was hacking. Thanks to Throwlock; my win rate is now realistic enough that they aren't suspicious!" -Dillon the Hacker

"My wife was going to leave me because I 'spent too much money on Hearthstone'. Now that I've tried Throwlock, I never want to play again! Throwlock saved my marriage!" -Mario Mario

"You see, all my friends thought I was too up myself. So they didn't wanna hang out with me. Because of Throwlock, my self-esteem is now at healthy levels and I can hang up with my friends!" -N. R. Cecist

So don't delay! Try Throwlock today for the low low price of 9120 DUST! That's right! JUST 9120 DUST! But that's not all, call today and we'll give you a free guide! What more could you ask for!