Hearthpwn

Hi mates, this is the second deck i post this week and it's the most effective deck i ever created.After reaching rank 3 with handlock(http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/901242-badass-guldan-rank-18-to-rank-3-in-8-hours) i tried to make rage warrior and jade valeera work and i failed hard.After dropping to rank 5 and doing a million defeats there,i opened this little f*cker---->Prince Valanar.So i tried to make a deck with it because why not?After doing 9 wins in row i was so suprised that i even installed a deck tracker to see how the hell this troll deck worked.

Proof of legend

http://imgur.com/a/GcNXK

Proof of winratio.The winratio is actually post the 9 wins at ranks 3-legend.So the actual winrate is even higher but since this is what was recorded we keep this.

Edit i played moar games with the deck so moooar stats.And MOAAR is better right?RIGHT?

http://imgur.com/a/ICVHf

Guide

JADE TEDDIES (very favoured):Mulligan Mortal Coil,Doomsayer,Skulking Geist.You feast on this match up.You must deny them the tempo,control the board,setting it as best as possible for Defile and play Skulking Geist asap.You not only destroy them but you do it slowly and painfully.The game will go to fatigue and you will win.

Other control teddies(very favoured): Same as jade teddies.As long as you don't draw like *** and you are not getting highrolled like hell(looking at you Anduin),you can't not be outvalued.Your main win condition is dk hero power and secondly the Medivh, the Guardian.Against control deck you should play the dk as long as you have  a big hand that contains the cards you need like Medivh, the Guardian and big spells even if only 1 or 2 demons have died.Against control having 1or 2 demons is as relevant as having 4 or more.If they have a board clear,the game continues if not you win.So become a dk and bite dat booty! :P

Aggro Teddies(favoured):MulliganMortal Coil,Doomsayer,Defile and the one drops.If you draw half decently,it's such an easy win.They can't do anything about it.You have removals,aoes and healing.If you get terrible openers then it's gg(like any control deck).This deck performed soo much better than handlock against aggresive decks.

Examples:

Nice damage you have done to me Garrosh!Come an giv yar onkel a kiss!

http://imgur.com/a/vfr4E

Also for all of you aggro druid players out there:

 http://imgur.com/a/mMST9

Exodia mage Teddies(Concede)Slow control deck vs this,gg.Mulligan is irrelevant.

Card replacements

Prince Valanar:If you guys don't have Prince Valanar you can replace him with Spellbreaker orHellfire if you face alot of fload decks or The Lich King if you need another bomb.I recommend the Spellbreaker myself.

 Medivh, the Guardian :Irreplacable.Since handlock is destroyed on legend ranks(see the reason below),i think this is the only way  to play a powerful controllock.

The Black Knight: Everyone but pirates plays huge taunts now from aggro druid and murloc pally to big priest so it will always give you huge value but if you don't have him then replace him with the The Lich King.

Bloodmage Thalnos: Replace it with a second Tainted Zealot.Since we cut Hellfire we need to make the Defile as strong as possible.Moreover  we have many cheap spells that synergize with spelldamage.

Q/A

Why should i play this over handlock?

I love handlock,it is my favourite deck of all times and the deck i reached rank 3 this month as well but it got hard countered by the meta.All Jade druids in high/ legend ranks have put bgh and spellbrearkers to counter handlock,big priests and the buffed minions of murloc pally.So the moment your giant at turn 4 is bghed,you can concede because you lost the board,lost the initiative and you can't shambler on turn 5.Moreover all the other decks have become more aggresive to counter jades so they counter you as well.Long story short you are countered by everyone who knows what he is doing.

I can't understand how this deck is winning,what are your win conditions with it?

You survive easily the aggro decks and you outvalue the control ones.The main win condition of the deck then it's the dk's hero power and  the secondary is Medivh, the Guardian .Removing the threat they used their entire turn for and spawning a 6 drop or removing all their board and spawning a 8 drop does wonders.

Will you play more games with the deck?Will you add more stats?

I don't know,i reached 800 legend with it but forgot to screenshot opsy :P.For now i have lost incentive to play and to push further so i switched to wild.If i play standard ranked again you can bet yar ass that i will upload moaaar stats no matter the results! :P

Edit 4/9/2017

Yo mates,i decided to make a little update to the deck.First let me inform you that the deck still rocks because i reached rank 5 with 71% win.The meta shifted a bit from jade druid to aggro druid and priest which is even better for us.First things first the proof of win ratio.

http://imgur.com/a/S61RL

Of course this winratio includes the games from the previous season.Basically these are all the games i have played with the deck without the first 9 wins. 

Extra tips

Vs jade druid :I was asked to spectate some matches from some guys that had problem against druid.What i realised is that people didn't use their removals efficiently.They either tapped too much and were outtempoed or they used too many removals.While there isn't a fail proof strategy in knowing how to use them,I suggest this:Calculate the damage the druid can do in 2 turns.Can he kill you in two turns?

Yes?->Use removals.

No?->Play for tempo.

The deck is much harder to pilot than i first realised.

Vs Aggro druid: You lose this match only if you draw like sh*t or they innervate a fledgling on turn 1 and you have no doomsayer.If you still have problems against those remove the prince and black knight for two hellfires.

Raza priest:Big priest was completely replaced by the new velen pew pew priest.In this match up you have to go dk asap.Even if no demons died you need to pressure fast.If you face a lot of them i suggest swapping the prince and the black kight for two mountain giants.You need ONLY the mountain giants.Drakes and shamblers won't do sh*t.Basically you give them less time to pew pew you.I did'nt play against that many and did okeyish against those i faced so i didn't change anything.However if you play a lot against raza priests do the change.

This is it go out there and show the teddies true infernal powaaaaa >:D