Hearthpwn

The deck that just keeps coming back

Hey it's your boy Daniel(Chronic jock Itch)Schwartz22 Coming at you with my favorite deck, finally getting some new life, and still very viable in these desperate times, when the meta is figuring out what it what wants to do. That's right its fucking jade druid babies, now given new life thanks to malfurions beautiful death knight transformation, ultimate infestation, and spreading plague. These cards were a much needed shot in the arm for the deck and they fucking deliver hard. 

Quick guide

So if you are not a jade druid player let me explain, it's very much like the miserable fucking pipe dream that is ramp druid. Only difference is now we are holding our jade idols, for later use and hand dumping. The ideal play is to be able to ramp into ultimate infestation, draw to the bottom of your deck and just start shitting out those fucking jade golems til your opponents butt falls off. Ramp first, draw second. 

at 50 stupid fucking upvotes I will go ahead and do a mulligan guide

General guide at 100 dumb fucking ego strokes

and final at 200 ill do something cool,

Happy harvests my pestilent druids, bring home the gold and glory for this renewed beauty of a deck.