Hearthpwn

Ladies and Gentlement!

I am your Mirage Caller and today I present you the ASYLUM PRIEST!

Please welcome on stage the Backstreet Leper Boys with their small Leper Gnome brothers!

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Those nasty Doomsayers will sing you a song about Herald Volazj, a servant of the old god N'Zoth, the Corruptor.
It's a song about Shadow Visions that might give you a Mind Blast!
Before we start, a shoutout for the Volatile Elementals among you - have a Power Word: Shield with your barkeeper and get some of those Greater Healing Potions.

For those of you who have drunk too many Dragonfire Potions just as a reminder:

Please do not try to climb the stage, our friendly security staff has instructions to beautify you to a pretty Abomination for such attempts.

<the light fades the music begins>

In a Coldlight Oracle chorus you hear them scream "Shadow Word: Pain ! Shadow Word: Death !" ...

And then you jump out of your bed Awaken by the Makers of noise above your apartment.

You sweat, the door opens and you see Amara, Warden of Hope come into the room.

"You are save now! Time for your pills."