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UPDATE 21 JUNE: DECK HAS BEEN UPDATED TO CURRENT META

(Thanks to other people also trying similar versions of mines! Galvadonrockon!)

 

TEXT BELOW THIS TEXT ORIGINATES FROM LATE APRIL 2017! You don't need to read it, really! But Galvadon will appreciate. It holds no crucial information.

HAH!
FINALLY!

(well. Close)
** Extremely fun to play ** 

NOTE: This deck is (constantly) being updated. I have now done over 100 games with it, so please keep checking back for the most recent version. The core idea stands but there's around 4-5 cards currently altering/rotating. I'm 50.1% into finding the perfect balance.

 

Searching for easy rank 20-5 ? Then go away
Searching for a possible way to get to rank 5 ? 50.1% Winrate but you will have the best time of your life ? Keep reading.

This deck has many testing. Many changes. Over 100+ games played with for this final result.

Kaleidosaur. Mighty Kaleidosaur. Why don't you like shamans ? (Hex) Why don't you like mages? (sheep) Why don't you like.... well most Standard decks. Because you're strong. And people know you're strong. People don't want you to be strong. Putting all your bets on one horse is usually not the best choice. 

However, in this deck, are many horses! Even without Kaleidosaur, you have many other ways to win.

I'm terrible at writing guides ain't I. You just want to read the good stuff. Ok, I will try.

Cool/pro's:

- Buff much stuff

Bad/Con's

- Lose your buffed stuff

 

Mulligan:

- Anything. It's a no brainer. But no , really. Keep the cheap stuff.

IF you don't understand how this deck works you must not play it. 
IF you think you have an idea, then play it and have the best time of your life.

IT REALLY WORKS. 50.1% of the time. Even against those silly pirates, quest rogues, jade shenanigans and frozen mages. They have no idea what's going on so that's prolly your best chance to win.

If you have any questions about this deck I'm sure I won't be able to answer them properly but you shouldn't ask questions anyways because I'm only sharing this deck because it works and it will be your best shot at playing Quest Paladin without wanting to dust your mighty Kaleidosaur. He's really lonely. Don't dust him. I didn't dust him and now he's my BFF. 

Goodluck! Have fun!

PS: Turn 5 Kaleidosaur IS possible :)

 

Edit: I have written a poem for Galvadon

Once upon a time there was a dinosaur
The type that everyone would adore
But also he was very shy
Nobody really knew why

But he was the last kaleidosaur
After him there were no more
he was affraid to get out of his lair
and there was nobody who would care

Galvadon was his name
He never asked for any of the fame
He just wanted to the the last of his kind
And to be just left behind

Now the world is coming to understand
He will be the last to walk our land
And will treat him with the respect he could need
Galvadon now takes over the lead

He's stomping with his mighty feet
Making all the puny other enemies bleed
Because he is Galvadon the great
AND HE IS NO LONGER AFFRAID!