Hearthpwn

Tired of seeing the same meta decks over and over again? Wanna hang out where all the cool kids play their wacky decks? Have you completely lost interest in tryharding yourself to Legendary?

Then look no further, for your prayers have been answered!

This deck is designed for getting you to the far end of the ladder, where the chances of facing netdecks is minimal. It's also great for slogging through "Play X cards" dailies, so what's not to like?

This deck makes the game feel like co-op, where you're both working towards a same goal: Making Gul'Dan explode. Sure, you could just go afk and let your opponent have his/her way, but that's not fun is it?

Some general guidelines:

- Hard-mulligan stuff that benefits your opponent (Coldlight Oracle & Arcane Golem) above all else.
- Save Brann Bronzebeard for combos, otherwise your dumb-dumb tryhard opponent just kills it instantly.
- Try to make the worst trades you possibly can. Always.
- Occasionally hit face so that you pretend to care about winning.
- Life Tap much as you possibly can.
- Save Brewmasters for Ancient Shade/Pit Lord combos.
- Acolyte of Pain should be combo'ed with Mad Bomber/Spreading Madness, preferably after you've played Ancient Shade.
- At the end of each match, remember to emote "Well Played!" multiple times so your opponent knows how special and remarkable he/she truly is.

Follow these guidelines and you'll be awesome (and handsome!) as me in no time*:

As the game says, be like me and YOU CAN'T LOSE!

* Yes, that is a Golden Warrior with Fireside Gathering cardback on Rank 21.