[Standard] HEALADIN - Test your patience!
- Last updated Apr 19, 2017 (Un'Goro Launch)
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Wild
- 18 Minions
- 10 Spells
- 2 Weapons
- Deck Type: Ranked Deck
- Deck Archetype: Aggro Paladin
- Crafting Cost: 9960
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 3/28/2016 (Explorers)
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Battle Tag:
Dashing
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Region:
EU
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Total Deck Rating
153
Have you ever lost a game? Have you ever added the guy you just played with to tell him how much luck he had only to play another game with him and lose again? Have you ever thought about killing yourself after you went from rank 24 to rank 30 (not legend)? Are you sick and tired of life kicking you in the balls every time you try to get up?
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER FELLOW PLAYER! I HAVE THE CURE FOR ALL YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT HERE IN THIS 30 CARD DECK!
Have you ever wondered how long a game of Hearthstone can last? Have you ever wondered how much healing can you do? Have you ever wondered how to cure things like AIDS, cancer or any other disease? WELL WE CAN'T GIVE AN ANSWER TO THAT LAST ONE BUT WE CAN PRODUCE A SHIT TONE OF CANCER RIGHT HERE IN THIS 30 CARD DECK!!!
INTRODUCING - HEALADIN (the standard version)
Stop giving a fuck about things like: "Do I have lethal?" because you always have lethal!!!
Test your and your opponents patience! The goal of this deck is not to win but to make both you and your opponent lose the will to play Hearthstone forever! (Results may vary)
Do you have nothing to play and too much heal in your hand? WELL AMAZING! That is the only way to play this deck!
Will you lose to fatigue soon? Probably not because you can heal so much what you will bore the shit out of the fatigue counter and thus make it deal twice the damage to your opponent just so it can go and take a rest from this boring game!
What if I lose the game? Well we cannot help you there... Fucking loser.
So if you want to win and give your opponent a headache, internal bleeding and the wish he died right at that moment forcing him to concede the game and making you the winner the only thing you need is...
HEALADIN!
Hearthstone HEALstone!
any other control deck will overwhelm this with stronger minions.
I think the point of this deck is not to beat control, it's to reduce the amount of pirate-warriors on ladder by trapping them in a 30 minute game. Or, you know, they concede and you get a star.
I need healadin :O
*Turn 90, as said on the Advanced Rule book:
http://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Advanced_rulebook
I believe he meant to say rounds, which is roughly true (with 1 round being a turn for each player, in which case the correct number of rounds would be 45). The player who goes first can play 45 turns and as soon as the second player's 45th turn starts, the game instantly kills both players. You can see this happen in the video below if you'd like, which also follows the turn count for each player as it happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc392c5SfwY
Eadric THe PUre would be great in this deck.
Time walk
lol
This deck helped me get laid.
You only get laid when you play that one 8 mana spell. (not dinosize lul)
Healing?
-Typical Player of Aggro Decks
Pft, and Forbidden Healing.
Looks at standard rotation
Looks at Reno
Hate to break it to you buddy...
EDIT
Looks at date of original comment
Looks in mirror
Good job, fucko
This deck needs Voodoo Doctor and Priestess of Elune for more healing
Here you go, you need this ;)
Wait was that Sarcasm?
Geez... rope every turn and you might be able to make the game take 45 mins. If they are on mobile odds are they will disconnect by then. Free WINS! And you will get your Legendary in only 400 hours of game time!
Don't really understand the point of playing Reno, a standard deck with duplicates seems more consistent imo. I mean, just look at the curve, you have almost nothing to do until turn 3-4 and there's not draw engine except Solemn Vigil. I like the idea but I would have picked different cards and/or removed Reno.
All this theorycrafting is making me so impatient to get my hands on the new cards!
Argent Protector and Blessing of Kings seems to stay on the weak side of this deck, you tend to lose so much on board.
You are also playing a fatigue game, bringing Emperor Thaurissan doesn't do much to your deck. Maybe Baron Gaddon?
Perhaps adding one copy of Enter the Coliseum for some extra board clear, and the good old Humility Stampeding Kodo combo.
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(Not enough heal)
lol this is pretty epic. ive never been under 0 likes before. can i get to -(heal of this deck)