Vilebrood SkittererPoisonous
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WargearMagnetic
WAR! GEAR! What is it good for? |
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WargearMagnetic
WAR! GEAR! What is it good for? |
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WargearMagnetic
WAR! GEAR! What is it good for? |
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WargearMagnetic
WAR! GEAR! What is it good for? |
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Warsong GruntRush. After this attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again.
Where do you think the chickens learned to be angry? |
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Warsong GruntRush. After this attacks and kills a minion, it may attack again.
Where do you think the chickens learned to be angry? |
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Wasteland AssassinStealth
They'll never see me coming, what with my glowing body, eyes and daggers. |
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Wasteland AssassinStealth
They'll never see me coming, what with my glowing body, eyes and daggers. |
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Workshop JanitorBattlecry: If you control a location, draw 2 cards.
She works in a magical toy shop and they just gave her a regular mop? Make it make sense. |
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XB-488 DisposalbotBattlecry: Deal 5 damage randomly split among all enemy minions.
You'll be so surprised when you figure out what XB stands for. |
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XB-488 DisposalbotForged, Lifesteal
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Crimson ExpanseChoose a damaged
Idk. Looks pink to me. |
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Disarm 4Attack an enemy. Give it -@ Attack permanently.
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True LoveIf you don't have Romulo, summon him.
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Blood RazorBattlecry and Deathrattle:
For the close shave that you've always wanted. Caution: Very sharp. |
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Blood RazorBattlecry and Deathrattle:
For the close shave that you've always wanted. Caution: Very sharp. |
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Craftsman's HammerWhenever your hero attacks, gain 3 Armor.
Also gives your hero <b>Craftsmanship +1</b>. |
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Death's BiteDeathrattle: Deal 1 damage to all minions.
"Take a bite outta Death." - McScruff the Deathlord |
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MarrowslicerBattlecry: Shuffle 2 Soul Fragments into your deck.
Perfect for killing the first boss in Icecrown Citadel. |
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Painter's VirtueLifesteal
For when the Light hits the painting at a certain angle. |
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Quartzite CrusherLifesteal. Freeze any character damaged by your hero.
It's not just a weapon… it's a rock! |
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Truesilver ChampionWhenever your hero attacks, restore 3 Health to it.
It Slices, it Dices. You can cut a tin can with it. (But you wouldn't want to.) |
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Umpire's GraspDeathrattle: Draw a Demon and reduce
PENALTY - FEL BALL! |
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AssassinateDestroy an enemy minion.
If you don't want to be assassinated, move to the Barrens and change your name. Good luck! |
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BarricadeSummon a 2/4 Guard with Taunt. If it's your only minion, summon another.
The Alliance and Horde join forces to enforce the fire safety capacity. |
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Blast from the PastGet 2 Spare Parts. Summon two 1/1 Boom Bots. Shuffle a Bomb into your opponent's deck.
Talk about a nostalgia bomb. |
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Blastcrystal PotionDestroy a minion and one of your Mana Crystals.
There's a fine line between "potion" and "grenade". Wait. Actually, there's not. |
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Blastcrystal PotionDestroy a minion and one of your Mana Crystals.
There's a fine line between "potion" and "grenade". Wait. Actually, there's not. |
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Blessing of KingsGive a minion +4/+4. (+4 Attack/+4 Health)
Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing? |
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Boogie DownSummon two 1-Cost
Whatever you do, do NOT sashay to the right. |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Cold CaseSummon two 2/2 Volatile Skeletons. Gain 4 Armor.
And that's why you keep your skeletons in your closet instead of your freezer. |
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Death StrikeLifesteal
A little embarrassing when used on large minions. |
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Death StrikeLifesteal
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Death StrikeLifesteal
A little embarrassing when used on large minions. |
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Demonic AssaultDeal 3 damage.
Right next to the demonic pepper. |
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Digging Straight DownDeal 8 damage
You only make this mistake once. |
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Dire FrenzyGive a Beast +3/+3. Shuffle 3 copies into your deck with +3/+3.
It's always Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. |
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Dire FrenzyGive a Beast +3/+3. Shuffle 3 copies into your deck with +3/+3.
It's always Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. |
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Dr. Boom's SchemeGain @ Armor.
“We did it! We blew up the vault!” “You mean the vault door?” “Oh. The doooor…” |
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Fel'dorei WarbandDeal 4 damage.
"Felerin, I made you a friendship bracelet!" "...what? I said WARband, not WRISTband..." |
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Fire SaleTradeable
Everything is 50% off now that our warehouse burned down. |
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Fire SaleTradeable
Everything is 50% off now that our warehouse burned down. |
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FireballDeal 6 damage.
This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place. |
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FireballDeal 6 damage.
This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place. |
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Flanking StrikeDeal 3 damage to a minion. Summon a 3/3 Wolf.
Wolves to the left and arrows to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. |
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Grave RuneGive a minion "Deathrattle: Summon 2 copies of this."
I'm gravely sorry to rune this. |
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HellfireDeal 3 damage to ALL characters.
It's spells like these that make it hard for Warlocks to get decent help. |
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Incanter's FlowReduce the Cost of spells in your deck by (1).
"Gettin' them discounts in bulk amounts, spells can come, and spells can go, castin' costs drop with my sweet, sweet flow." |
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Invigorating SermonGive +1/+1 to all minions in your hand, deck, and battlefield.
Every underdog sports coach knows this one. |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Light of the PhoenixDraw 2 cards. Costs (1) less for each damaged friendly character.
It's 3 in the morning, could you PLEASE put out that phoenix?! |
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Marked ShotDeal 4 damage to a minion. Discover a spell.
Obviously it's marked for greatness. |
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Marked ShotDeal 4 damage to a minion. Discover a spell.
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Marked ShotDeal 4 damage to a minion. Discover a spell.
Obviously it's marked for greatness. |
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Oaken SummonsGain 6 Armor.
The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash. |
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Oaken SummonsGain 6 Armor.
The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash. |
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OvergrowthGain two empty Mana Crystals.
Zangarmarsh: it's a fungal out there! |
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Piercing ShotDeal 6 damage to a minion. Excess damage hits the enemy hero.
Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition. |
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Piercing ShotDeal 6 damage to a minion. Excess damage hits the enemy hero.
Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition. |
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Poison SeedsDestroy all minions and summon 2/2 Treants to replace them.
"Poisonseed Bagel" is the least popular bagel at McTiggin's Druidic Bagel Emporium. |
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Power InfusionGive a minion +2/+6.
It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses! |
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Pride's FuryGive your minions +1/+3.
Day 4: I think they're starting to suspect. |
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Remorseless WinterDeal 2 damage to all enemies. Draw a card.
In the Badlands, this is a Rare. |
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Remorseless WinterDeal 2 damage to all enemies. Draw a card.
In the Badlands, this is a Rare. |
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SerenityGive all enemy minions -2 Attack. Destroy any with 0 Attack.
Ra-den loves teaching yoga on his off-hours. |
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Spot the DifferenceDiscover a 3-Cost minion to summon.
Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf. |
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Spread the WordDraw 2 cards.
W_____O_____R_____D |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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Stand Against DarknessSummon five 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits.
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness. |
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Tear RealityAdd 2 random
One time it gave me a black flower, a smiling pot, and a foil first edition Dracthyr. |
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Tinker's Sharpsword OilGive your weapon +3 Attack. Combo: Give a random friendly minion +3 Attack.
"Get ready to strike oil!" - Super-cheesy battle cry |
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Tram HeistGet a copy of each
How are they gunna steal the whole tram!? |
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Unsleeping SoulSilence a friendly minion, then summon a copy of it.
It's 3 am. Do you know where your soul is? |
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Void ShardLifesteal
Light's easy. Void's hard. |
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Void ShardLifesteal
Light's easy. Void's hard. |
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Walk the PlankDestroy an undamaged minion.
Pirates will fall for anything. |
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Wing WeldingDiscard your highest Cost
This is not how you train your dragon. |
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Aberrant BerserkerHas +2 Attack while damaged.
I berserk, therefore I am. |
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Alliance BannerHorde enemies always take Critical Damage.
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Ambient LightspawnFinale and Overheal:
Make sure it's smaller than your other lightspawns for the best fill lighting. |
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Ancestral GuardianLifesteal
No one knows whose ancestor he is, but he's still upset that you never call. |
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Ancient
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Ancient BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand.
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Ancient BrewmasterBattlecry: Return a friendly minion from the battlefield to your hand.
Most pandaren say his brew tastes like yak. But apparently that's a compliment. |
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Ancient Corehound
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Ancient of Blossoms
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Ancient of Lore
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Ancient of War
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Anub'ar AmbusherDeathrattle: Return a random friendly minion to your hand.
Originally he was called "Anub'ar Guy who bounces a guy back to your hand", but it lacked a certain zing. |
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Arathi WeaponsmithBattlecry: Equip a 2/2 weapon.
50% off fist weapons, limited time only! |
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Arcane Keysmith
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ArcanosmithBattlecry: Summon a 0/5 minion with Taunt.
He’s really just a Blacksmith, but he thought the fancy title would bring in more business. |
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Arena FanaticBattlecry: Give all minions in your hand +1/+1.
Her fantasy Rumble league gives double points for dismemberment. |
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Arena Treasure ChestDeathrattle: Draw 2 cards.
Yeah it's great, but did you see the Arena Treasure Arms?! |
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Ashtongue BattlelordTaunt
Demons have destroyed the lives of the Ashtongue draenei. Now he’s got a shoulder-axe to grind. |