Hearthpwn

She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder.

We like to call him "Wesley".

A veteran of a number of crusades, she is a force for light and goodness. Her latest crusade is against goblin telemarketers.

If you can't join 'em, eat 'em.

"Humongous what?" -Torug's last words.

I thought the "shape of water" meant something else.

"He's brave, but splinters will make any Tauren cry."

The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards.

Dr. Boom ends his motivational speeches by dropping the mechs.

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.

Finally, Electra can work from home.

All signs point to Antonidas.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Why not BOTH?

They call him "Blackwing" because he's a black dragon...... and he's got wings.

I would NOT want to put my hand in there. It's... SQUISHY.

Three heads of marsh-mashing, bog-bashing, swamp-stomping fury!

Come on and slam, and welcome to Nagrand!

Lonely mages can still have a blast!

Missed the big descent with the other dragons. But better late and nether!

Furious that she only has six warglaives. The Sightless Watcher has eight! The fel is always greener on the other side.

All's well that ends fel when the fel summoner summons well.

Say what you want but finding a matching set of six swords takes commitment.

Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!

She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE.

This flavor text was randomly generated. If it happens to form words and make sense, that is purely by chance.

Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.

It’s never Huffer.

Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.

Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club?

Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.

The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards.

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

"Do not be afraid. Approach. The dead will sleep… for now."

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

“You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave and the true meaning of fear.”

Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg.

Ysera rules the Emerald Dream. Which is some kind of green-mirror-version of the real world, or something?

It's always darkest just before you find the light switch.

Far more effective than the flamboyant saboteur.

"My, my, what big minions I have!"

*Taps roof of mammoth* “You can fit so many squirrels in this thing!”

Talk about a name that limits design space.

What is this? A Reven for Ants?!

So THIS is who's been <b>Greening</b> everything!

"Ready to roll out!"

Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.

My grandfather's deck has no useless cards!

Don't ask about his right hand. He's still growing into it.

Givin' lives and takin' names.

They can never agree on whether it's too hot or too cold.

Self-appointed president of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.

Releash the Dragon!

Fel-flames slowly writhed around the skeleton, until the great bones knit themselves together into a demonic monstrosity. Rafaam shielded his face from the heat but could not hide his grin.

Lazul called Galakrond’s name, her voice echoed by whispers from the deep. Both of Galakrond’s eyes opened… and then other eyes opened, as well.

The less legible the band's logo, the more hardcore it is.

Oh man, she used to rock more than ANYONE back in the Year of the Kraken. I wish I could've seen her perform back then…

How many Pack the Houses would a pack house if a pack could house Pack the House?

Why be good with ONE instrument when you can be terrible with ALL of them!!!

In the pit, he feels more alive than ever.

Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.

It’s never Huffer.

Ragnaros was summoned by the Dark Iron dwarves, who were eventually enslaved by the Firelord. Summoning Ragnaros often doesn’t work out the way you want it to.