Hearthpwn

“But Commander, I already did the connaissance.”

He looks simple, but there’s a lot to unpack.

Despite what Guff says, he is NOT a "nice little guy."

The most dangerous Winter Veil ornament.

The secret is... There is no plan!

Zerek got sick of fighting over the remote.

Hopes to someday promote to Marshsqueen.

I am rejuvenated, I am renewed, I am my own nightlight!

You got to Nethercrawl before you can Netherwalk.

Well… a guy who knows a guy.

Obviously it's marked for greatness.

She’s more of a rat burglar.

Always ready to explore new friendships! Except with Deathwing.

He's just exercising his right to bear arms.

Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.

A-1 and A-2 went nuts, when they should have gone bolts.

Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothian Idol.

Her hair, just like her name, is full of 'tic's.

"Do you wanna summon a demon? I wanna summon a demon!"

Some people just aren't cut out to be supervillain material.

"Don't read texts and drive."

You can make a collect CAW!

Obviously it's marked for greatness.

She’s more of a rat burglar.

Eaaaarrrrthhhhhh Pendaaaannnttttt Poweeerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but the mystery prize could be anything! Even a boat!

Has an appetite for knowledge!

Always ready to explore new friendships! Except with Deathwing.

"We're letting the poisonous dude carry the bags?"

Make it a double dragon!

That tape has got poetry and clarinet on it, Garona. POETRY. AND CLARINET.

This eccentric scribe was cursed to an afterlife of never being recognized for his talents! Muahaha!

Oh, so you like Hearthstone? Name every spell.

When you're a Legendary minion, you get a shiny orange gem, a dragon emblem, and about 100 of these people following you everywhere.

Her music sounds a lot better underwater where you can't hear it at all.

"Is there anything worth more than peace and love on the planet Azeroth?"

It's spicy!

Mass production of warbots was halted when it was discovered that they were accidentally being produced at "sample size."

He's just exercising his right to bear arms.

She can tell you all about the history of people not STANDING IN THE GREEN BEAM!

Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.

He is forever cursing the kids who climb on the rails and the evil archeologists who animate the exhibits.

I'm offering you a bargain here! This amazing vacuum cleaner for your soul!

It's amazing what you can do with super glue!

A-1 and A-2 went nuts, when they should have gone bolts.

Less serious than its cousin, the Grave Spider.

Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothian Idol.

By Liar be Perjured!

Congratulations! Your minion evolved into a Fire type!

Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?

"...and I only had to climb up the mountains in Winterspring 50 times!"

Nefarian: Lord of Blackrock, creator of the chromatic dragonflight, victim of several root canals.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

So you're telling me this wasn't Natural Causes?

More of a 'Painted Stranger' if you ask me.

Party guests never tip as well as the patrons in Bob's tavern.

Anyone up for some frost bowling?

Her hair, just like her name, is full of 'tic's.

One of the essential constructors of the Northrend wide web.

"Do you wanna summon a demon? I wanna summon a demon!"

Our Draconic Studies program has a high rate of burnout.

It's a quick read.

Oh dang it, I spilled ink elemental all over my essay!

A long forgotten tome whose very essence seeps of magic. 40 dust, used.

A good read but a little too much fluff.

"I have a first edition! Go ahead, count the rings."

"What’re ya buyin’?”

Guaranteed to contain no haunted dolls, cursed rings, or corrupted runeblades, or your money back.

Deeprun Tram instructions: 300,000 pieces, 600,000 steps.

She carries everything you didn't want and more!

"How do you keep losing your keys!? They couldn't have just gotten up and walked away!"

There are 99 gnomes in this picture. Can YOU find them all?

Now with expedited Overload!

"Uncentered gem, fractured frame, folded corner... 10/10!"

Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf.

Available with Swiftthistle or Decafthistle.

THREE Flame Imps?? C'mon, where's my pity timer?!

That's right, it goes in the toy chest.

Because Thrall wouldn't <i>lend</i> me Doomhammer.

"Look, I know plenty of spells. I just need to see one first is all."

Theme park? Tropical island? Fiery pit of despair? We've got something for everyone.

Leads directly to Greatfather Winter's workshop.

The fish was thiiiiis big, can you believe it?

This isn't where I parked my mount.

"So, what's in the sack?" "Something... sinister." "Okay, it's a deal."

Who actually puts all the gold plating on these things, and why?

Some people just aren't cut out to be supervillain material.

Murloc hydrologists are pretty rare. Most murloc undergrads pick computer science.

It's the good kind of hallucination.

Lookout is a self-appointed title that's mostly an excuse to beat things up.

When it's her turn to cook, she'll always go for a Light sear.

He is forever cursing the kids who climb on the rails and the evil archeologists who animate the exhibits.

I'm offering you a bargain here! This amazing vacuum cleaner for your soul!

Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?

Well… a guy who knows a guy.

I know it's an Undead hand, but bending your pinky in that way can NOT be good for your joints.

With their oasis polluted by the Bloodrock Mining Company, Snake Eyes has set aside her differences with the outlaws of the Badlands to put an end to Bloodrock's operation.

Dude, Velarok, give me a minute to play my turn, the rope's burning!

A perfect minion for those feeling sedimental about their past.

The waxmancer works with flame and form, giving shape to figures warm. Some think he's a crazy creeper, but crafting minions is simply cheaper.