Hearthpwn

This minion goes all the way to 11!

"Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me…"

Ghouls in the pipe, five by five.

"Arthas was a spoiled child, playing with toys he could neither control nor understand. Come into the cold. I will show you the true power of the Frozen Throne."

"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement."

"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me."

The viziers of Azjol-Nerub released Hadronox as a last-ditch effort to hold back the Lich King. They did so by VERY carefully scooping him up in a LARGE newspaper and releasing him.

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

"You dare to challenge me? Come! Draw your last breath - and then, you are mine."

"I will tell you what Velen never taught me. Whosoever stands before the Light… inevitably casts a shadow."

The secret is in the frosting.

Daddy! I think I made a Legendary!

"I recognize your effort but I think your magic still has room for improvement." - Sindragosa after taking a class on giving constructive feedback.

"All that I am: anger, cruelty, vengeance, 8 attack - I bestow upon you, my chosen knight."

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

Attacks her job with unbridled enthusiasm.

"You were too slow, old friend. The hunt began long ago. And now... it will never end."

Once you both get comfortable, darkness is actually pretty snuggly.

In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves.

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson

The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards.

Smelts in his mouth, not in your hand.

Most disturbing is how Moorabi covers all those frozen minions with flavored syrup.

An eye for an eye, and a ghoul for a ghoul.

He loves a good yarn.

It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Spells offer twice the moisture wicking of cotton.

"Do not be afraid. Approach. The dead will sleep… for now."

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Seconds, anyone?

O, what a tangled web we weave, hoping spiders dodge the cleave.

As a young blood-princess she learned the proper way for a lady to curtsy, how to address fellow members of royalty, and how to bite them.

Queen Lana'thel insists on one of these, fried, every morning for breakfast.

He's so hot right now.

"Oil," "Rail," and "Blubber" were already taken.

You get a sword! And you get a sword! Everybody gets a sword!

He was just minding his business, farming corpses, when you meddling adventurers came along.

Her marriage survived death, but it decayed pretty quickly after that.

How's everyone doing? Hurt? Bleeding? Wounded? ... Excellent.

He's deathspicable.

Her clothing? Pure silk, of course.

What do you mean there's no such thing as "Skelemancy?" But "Dinomancy" is ok?

It turns out you CAN take it with you.

Bring valor to Odyn's halls, Champion!

She hangs out in all the tombs, but she rarely posts.

Eight times the death of regular-mancers.

The Silver Hand recruits shuddered in terror when they saw the dreaded totem of the Hexxer: A tiny little snowman, impaled with pins.

For the close shave that you've always wanted. Caution: Very sharp.

These sorrows cut deep.

One of our more snowbally cards.

What do you mean I don't get overtime pay for this?!

There must always be a Lick King.

To be honest, he was kind of a jerk even BEFORE he was bitten by that ghoul.

It slices, it dices, it vaporizes! The Chillblade will make a Champion out of even the lowliest gnome.

Her extensive collection of corpses includes one of nearly every type. She'd love for you to join it.

Don't fear the Arcanite Reaper.

We've all been there after a night of one-too-many funnel cakes.

Wearing purple after the holidays? GHASTLY!

I think one of the necromancers got a little carried away.

WARNING: Skeletons will NOT explode.

"What are your strengths?" the interviewer asked. "Well," she replied, "I'm really good at keening."

She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop... ever, until all necromancers are dead.

Necromancers call it "Meals on Wheels."

Honestly, he howls during the day, too.

There's no such thing as a free boot.

Three Princes stand before you. This one devours one after another.

Among his more notable inventions: A tentacle-groomer, a plague that would wipe out all life on Azeroth, and a fidget spinner.

Don't give up, skeleton!

Don't worry, he'll keep an eye on that for you.

Desperately needs some alone time.

It isn't "grave robbing" when there's no grave. It's just scavenging…

Abomination. Emphasis on the second syllable.

It's minions like these that give normal, law-abiding skeletons a bad rap.

A great way to end a conversation.

It's tacky to call it "Shadeblade."

It's like déjà vu, times two.

It's rude to gnash with your mouth open.

It's like déjà vu, times two.

Never look a gift minion in the mouth.

Stand right... there. Perfect, perfect! Now don't move.

It takes many years of practiced study in order to fully master agony.

"Candygram."

He's freezing his bones off!

The original fifth beetle!

It helps to speak really, really loud.

Jaina was never good at keeping up apprentices.

Sometimes, the best defense is an offensive troll.

Drakkari sorceresses have the irritating habit of repeating themselves at the end of every sentence. Every sentence.

When life gives you snow…

The problem is that he carries those cards in his mouth.

Enlistment in her battalion comes with several pairs of earplugs.

Don't be fooled, that polar bear's the one in charge.

He's a mind breaker, dream taker, ghoul trainer, don't you mess around with him.

Excuse me. Your mountain is on fire.

The excruciating pain means it's working!

Three Princes stand before you. This one wants to copy others.

It's hard to put them six feet under when you're three feet tall.

He's just exercising his right to bear arms.