Anyfin Can HappenSummon 7 Murlocs that died this game.
Theme song by Ellie Goldfin and Blagghghlrlrl Harris. |
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Arch-Thief RafaamBattlecry: Discover a powerful Artifact.
He's very good at retrieving artifacts. From other people's museums. |
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Fossilized DevilsaurBattlecry: If you control another Beast, gain Taunt.
This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle. |
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Naga Sea WitchYour cards cost (5).
If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch. |
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Everyfin is AwesomeGive your minions +2/+2.
Everyfin is cool when you're part of a murloc team! |
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Obsidian DestroyerAt the end of your turn, summon a 1/1 Scarab with Taunt.
No obsidian is safe around the Obsidian Destroyer! |
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EntombChoose an enemy minion.
It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes. |
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Reno JacksonBattlecry: If your deck has no duplicates, fully heal your hero.
Reno is a four-time winner of the 'Best Accessorized Explorer' award. |
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Wobbling RuntsDeathrattle: Summon three 2/2 Runts.
The fourth one fell off in a tragic accident. They don't talk about it. |
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Excavated EvilDeal 3 damage to all minions.
MOM! DAD! DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S EVIL!!!!!! |
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Anubisath SentinelDeathrattle: Give a random friendly minion +3/+3.
He's actually a 1/1 who picked up the hammer from the last guy. |
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Djinni of ZephyrsAfter you cast a spell on another friendly minion, cast a copy of it on this one.
If you want your wish granted, don't rub him the wrong way. |
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Ethereal ConjurerBattlecry: Discover a spell.
Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer. |
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Summoning StoneWhenever you cast a spell, summon a random minion of the same Cost.
Sometimes it feels like it's always the same slackers that are waiting for a summon. |
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Ancient ShadeBattlecry: Shuffle an 'Ancient Curse' into your deck that deals 7 damage to you when drawn.
Warning: Do not expose to direct sunlight. |
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Animated ArmorYour hero can only take 1 damage at a time.
Try putting it on. Wait, let me get my camera. |
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Eerie StatueCan’t attack unless it’s the only minion on the battlefield.
Don't blink! Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK. |
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Elise StarseekerBattlecry: Shuffle the 'Map to the Golden Monkey' into your deck.
A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island. |
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Jungle MoonkinBoth players have
The REAL angry chicken! |
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Rumbling ElementalAfter you play a Battlecry minion, deal 2 damage to a random enemy.
He's a very hungry elemental. |
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Tomb PillagerDeathrattle: Get a Coin.
After the guild broke up, he could no longer raid the tombs. |
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Tomb SpiderBattlecry: Discover a Beast.
Less serious than its cousin, the Grave Spider. |
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Forgotten TorchDeal 3 damage. Shuffle a 'Roaring Torch' into your deck that deals 6 damage.
Why does a forgotten torch turn into a roaring torch with no provocation? It's one of life's many mysteries. |
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Brann BronzebeardYour Battlecries trigger twice.
Contains 75% more fiber than his brother Magni! |
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Desert CamelBattlecry: Put a 1-Cost minion from each deck into the battlefield.
Dang. This card is sweet. Almost as sweet as Dessert Camel. |
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Fierce MonkeyTaunt
Fierce monkey. That funky monkey. |
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Gorillabot A-3Battlecry: If you control another Mech, Discover a Mech.
A-1 and A-2 went nuts, when they should have gone bolts. |
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Keeper of UldamanBattlecry: Set a minion's Attack and Health to 3.
U da man! No, U da man! |
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Mounted RaptorDeathrattle: Summon a random 1-Cost minion.
Clever girl! |
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Unearthed RaptorBattlecry: Choose a friendly minion. Gain a copy of its Deathrattle.
Still hunting for the ones who earthed him. |
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Curse of RafaamGive your opponent a 'Cursed!' card.
This is what happens when Rafaam stubs his toe unexpectedly. |
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Dart TrapSecret: After an opposing Hero Power is used, deal 5 damage to a random enemy.
Five years of tap-dancing lessons are FINALLY going to pay off! |
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Dark PeddlerBattlecry: Discover a
I'm offering you a bargain here! This amazing vacuum cleaner for your soul! |
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Huge ToadDeathrattle: Deal 1 damage to a random enemy.
Deals damage when he croaks. |
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Jeweled ScarabBattlecry: Discover a
It's amazing what you can do with super glue! |
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Museum CuratorBattlecry: Discover a Deathrattle card.
He is forever cursing the kids who climb on the rails and the evil archeologists who animate the exhibits. |
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Cursed BladeDouble all damage dealt to your hero.
The Curse is that you have to listen to "MMMBop" on repeat. |
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Explorer's HatGive a minion +1/+1 and "Deathrattle: Get an Explorer's Hat."
Harrison Jones was disappointed that he didn't get to be part of the League of Explorers, but his hat did. |
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Raven IdolChoose One -
Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothian Idol. |
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Sacred TrialSecret: After your opponent has at least 3 minions and plays another, destroy it.
You have chosen poorly. |
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Pit SnakePoisonous
It could be worse. It could be a Snake Pit. |
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Reliquary SeekerBattlecry: If you have 6 other minions, gain +4/+4.
The Reliquary considers itself the equal of the League of Explorers. The League of Explorers doesn't. |
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Sir Finley MrrggltonBattlecry: Discover a new basic Hero Power.
In addition to fluent Common, he also speaks fourteen dialects of 'mrgl'. |
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Tunnel TroggWhenever you Overload, gain +1 Attack per locked Mana Crystal.
Sure, they're ugly, but they live in tunnels. You try your beauty routine without natural light. |
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Murloc Tinyfin
High mortality rate, from often being hugged to death. |