Anyfin Can HappenSummon 7 Murlocs that died this game.
Theme song by Ellie Goldfin and Blagghghlrlrl Harris. |
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Climactic Necrotic ExplosionLifesteal. Deal {0} damage.
The less legible the band's logo, the more hardcore it is. |
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Convoke the SpiritsCast 8 random
The spirits prefer to convoke when there's some hot gossip to discuss. |
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Dimensional RipperSummon 2 copies of a minion in your deck.
The first dimensional ripper had a point. The second fell flat. The THIRD one really started to take shape! |
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DOOM!Destroy all minions. Draw a card for each.
We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" |
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Drakefire AmuletTradeable
"...and I only had to climb up the mountains in Winterspring 50 times!" |
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Eye of the StormSummon three 5/6 Elementals with Taunt. Overload: (3)
If that's the eye, I would hate to see the rest of the storm. |
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Iceblood TowerAt the end of your turn,
“Why is it called Iceblood Tower?” “Not really sure. Anyways, try not to lose your footing on any of the frozen bodies as you make your way in.” |
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Nagrand SlamSummon four 3/5 Clefthoofs that attack random enemies.
Come on and slam, and welcome to Nagrand! |
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Puzzle Box of Yogg-SaronCast 10 random spells (targets chosen randomly).
"PUT THE BOX DOWN, RENO!" |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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Shield ShatterDeal 5 damage to all
"Is the shield being shattered or doing the shattering?" "Yes." |
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Sunset VolleyDeal 10 damage randomly split among
When the light is just right during Golden Hour, that is when you take out the selfie stick and start casting. |
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Survival of the FittestGive +4/+4 to all minions in your hand, deck, and battlefield.
Sometimes the fittest is the one smart enough to not start a fight with seven 6/6 Treants. |
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Table FlipDeal 3 damage to all enemy minions.
"Judge!" |
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The Galactic Projection OrbRecast a random spell of each Cost you've cast this game (targets enemies if possible).
Look closely in the ball and you'll see the expansion of space and time itself. Or their projections, anyway. |
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The Garden's GraceGive a minion +4/+4 and
The perfect place to hold Conchella. |
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Ultimate InfestationDeal 5 damage. Draw
Ghouls in the pipe, five by five. |
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Ultimate InfestationDeal 5 damage. Draw
Ghouls in the pipe, five by five. |